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What she says: I'm fine.

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:18:53 -0400

What she says: I'm fine.
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thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:59:09 -0400

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

youcallyourselfanord: “You are over encumbered and cannot run.”

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:56:39 -0400

youcallyourselfanord:

“You are over encumbered and cannot run.”

onemanshighfashionblog: isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:25:06 -0400

onemanshighfashionblog:

isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads

faustyflakes: staysandstories: madtomedgar: strawberry-fox: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:49:20 -0400

faustyflakes:

staysandstories:

madtomedgar:

strawberry-fox:

A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”

why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait

Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.

bitchin

a real american sphinx

rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:22:58 -0400

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

naamahdarling: kwisten: fibromyalgiaproblems: “But don’t let your illness stop you!!!1!1!!” I’m...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:16:52 -0400

naamahdarling:

kwisten:

fibromyalgiaproblems:

“But don’t let your illness stop you!!!1!1!!”

I’m not “letting” my illness stop me it just plain IS stopping me it’s an ILLNESS it makes me ILL that’s what it DOES.

Everyone needs to read this.

Seriously. People seriously do not fucking understand the concept of “SICK AND WILL NOT GET BETTER,” or “NO, ACTUALLY, THERE’S SHIT I CAN’T FUCKING DO.”

steamedcrab: so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:48:37 -0400

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:47:59 -0400

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

"In not too many years, Texas could switch from being all Republican to all Democrat. If that..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:08:57 -0400

“In not too many years, Texas could switch from being all Republican to all Democrat. If that happens, no Republican will ever again win the White House. New York and California are for the foreseeable future unalterably Democrat. If Texas turns bright blue, the Electoral College math is simple … The Republican Party would cease to exist. We would become like the Whig Party. Our kids and grandkids would study how this used to be a national political party. ‘They had Conventions, they nominated Presidential candidates. They don’t exist anymore.”

- Ted Cruz [R-TX]

Guys like Ted are oblivious to how they themselves are destroying the GOP.

(via liberalsarecool)

C’MON TEXAS MAKE IT HAPPEN
(via stfuconservatives)

lohrien: Illustrations by Marta Nael

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:55:20 -0400

lohrien:

Illustrations by Marta Nael

mightyenarc: when your friends are all making angsty and sad posts all over your dashboard and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:50:06 -0400

mightyenarc:

when your friends are all making angsty and sad posts all over your dashboard and you’re helpless to do anything to help

haleycue: crowcrow: DIY Spring Floral Crowns This is exactly...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:30:35 -0400

haleycue:

crowcrow:

DIY Spring Floral Crowns

This is exactly what I’ve been looking for my entire life.

ricotez: boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:28:59 -0400

ricotez:

boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant

hejibits: Print for FanimeCon! Come buy it (without the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:24:42 -0400

hejibits:

Print for FanimeCon! Come buy it (without the obnoxious watermarks) at Table 184 next weekend (and MAYBE online in the near future?!)!

"On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:56:02 -0400

“On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.”

- Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)

trulykristan: nightracer: pixelddump: reblogging this from my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:50:42 -0400

trulykristan:

nightracer:

pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

OMG

This is amazing.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:50:02 -0400

dakotawhatever: people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:35:06 -0400

dakotawhatever:

people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:32:33 -0400